When I was little, I loved of tag. My favorite was the Montague ice. I managed to take still poses not possible. I was already too good, so it was important to me highlight ...
But the Montague on the internet ... Fuck off, you c. ... It makes me so makes me think of chain letters that make your house burn or rot your corn crop if you do not send it to 28 people in the next 5 minutes!
Except I'm a good player. I'll give you, secrets. But for me, Montague stop here. No question I put this cut-throat virtual legs someone else, capiche ?
Secret # 1 - Where we discover that Prof. Cursed has its limits in transit
In the subway or bus, I support almost everything: the smells, the proximity (which sometimes borders promiscuity), children screaming, that the old rave, teens who talk
boxes, etc.. Except ... Except there's nothing I hate more than to sit at a place called "hot." The previous person did it Pete? Is she possessed by Satan? Is there a problem developed ultra sweat glands? Did she suddenly felt overwhelmed by one of those genes that heats the blood you? In short, I am unable to support. I get up on the spot.
Secret # 2 - Where Prof. Cursed unveils single manic side
In my hall, there is a plate of four switches. The first turns on the light of the stairwell. The second, that of the lobby. The third, that of the library. The
fourth that of the office. Once closed, these switches are all pointing downward. It's very unified. Except ... Except that at the bottom of the stairs leading - as you've deduced - the huge palace where I live, there is a switch that, too, the burden of the bulb stairwell. So what happens when he turns up, but they died down? Huh? HEIN? Bingo. There is a switch that is not in harmony with others. Is not it shocking enough to taste it? Well if all four switches are not lowered, I tape the stairs to lift the bottom and goes up to even the top ones. The height of this compulsion? It happens once lying down, getting up to check if ... And if not, well, I descend the stairs pij ', or even naked. Because chu bad guy often I sleep naked.
Secret # 3 - Where we realize that Prof. Cursed is not that false offender
I always dreamed of being a real fucké , someone smashes the Tanks Loved baseball bat that flies worse pickpocketing in supermarkets. Moreover, when some of my French friends call me a little typing, I almost jubilant. But no, really - and you guessed a long time - I have no temperament offender. Except ... Except that when I was in college, I found myself in an elevator and I had a gum in mouth, I always pasted the button on the ground floor. Hooooon! C'pas end it!
Secret # 4 - Where we laugh as humpbacks because Prof. Cursed is not quick-quick
I do not like Tintin. It irritates me: ye too everything. " But I love Tintin and the Lake of Sharks . One of my favorite movies actually. I own the film and soundtrack. I know the songs by heart, it is quite scary! I know every time I explain the synopsis on a napkin restaurant in less than two. Except ... Except that this year, after close to 25 years to see this movie for a statement that borders easily the 250 public performances or private, I finally wrestled Rastapopoulos why the machine was so anxious to make Copies of Professor Tournesol. It is a centerpiece of the plot! No, but! Should you be cellar!
Secret # 5 - Where Prof. Cursed is tender (take advantage of it, it will not often!)
I like music, but I'm not a music lover. I have a good discography, but I do not often weasel. I triple the words and rhythms, rarely both simultaneously. And I always keep for me in my secret garden, jealously, emotions that a particular song vibrates. Except ... Except that when I hear Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper I Braille. I have no events associated with this song, no trauma, failure, loss, nostalgia ... Nothing. Worse when I hear the version of Strictly Ballroom is worse than worst. I'm biting my lip and endure, I am saved.
! BONUS! - Five Secrets bulk of Little Cursed
Little Secret # 1 - I was a kleptomaniac, to make me interesting. My deepest apologies to all students in my classes in elementary school.
Little Secret # 2 - At my school there was a person named Donald. I always thought it was a daughter.
Little Secret # 3 - With my magnifying glass, I burned ants.
Little Secret # 4 - I never really liked going to my paternal grandmother. It's just that when we were at it, I was not alone with my father.
Little Secret # 5 - 3rd year, I was the champion of Mega Stash school. Since I was very young, I had slipped behind a toilet bowl under the tank.
But the Montague on the internet ... Fuck off, you c. ... It makes me so makes me think of chain letters that make your house burn or rot your corn crop if you do not send it to 28 people in the next 5 minutes!
Except I'm a good player. I'll give you, secrets. But for me, Montague stop here. No question I put this cut-throat virtual legs someone else, capiche ?
Secret # 1 - Where we discover that Prof. Cursed has its limits in transit
In the subway or bus, I support almost everything: the smells, the proximity (which sometimes borders promiscuity), children screaming, that the old rave, teens who talk
boxes, etc.. Except ... Except there's nothing I hate more than to sit at a place called "hot." The previous person did it Pete? Is she possessed by Satan? Is there a problem developed ultra sweat glands? Did she suddenly felt overwhelmed by one of those genes that heats the blood you? In short, I am unable to support. I get up on the spot. Secret # 2 - Where Prof. Cursed unveils single manic side
In my hall, there is a plate of four switches. The first turns on the light of the stairwell. The second, that of the lobby. The third, that of the library. The
fourth that of the office. Once closed, these switches are all pointing downward. It's very unified. Except ... Except that at the bottom of the stairs leading - as you've deduced - the huge palace where I live, there is a switch that, too, the burden of the bulb stairwell. So what happens when he turns up, but they died down? Huh? HEIN? Bingo. There is a switch that is not in harmony with others. Is not it shocking enough to taste it? Well if all four switches are not lowered, I tape the stairs to lift the bottom and goes up to even the top ones. The height of this compulsion? It happens once lying down, getting up to check if ... And if not, well, I descend the stairs pij ', or even naked. Because chu bad guy often I sleep naked. Secret # 3 - Where we realize that Prof. Cursed is not that false offender
I always dreamed of being a real fucké , someone smashes the Tanks Loved baseball bat that flies worse pickpocketing in supermarkets. Moreover, when some of my French friends call me a little typing, I almost jubilant. But no, really - and you guessed a long time - I have no temperament offender. Except ... Except that when I was in college, I found myself in an elevator and I had a gum in mouth, I always pasted the button on the ground floor. Hooooon! C'pas end it!
Secret # 4 - Where we laugh as humpbacks because Prof. Cursed is not quick-quick
I do not like Tintin. It irritates me: ye too everything. " But I love Tintin and the Lake of Sharks . One of my favorite movies actually. I own the film and soundtrack. I know the songs by heart, it is quite scary! I know every time I explain the synopsis on a napkin restaurant in less than two. Except ... Except that this year, after close to 25 years to see this movie for a statement that borders easily the 250 public performances or private, I finally wrestled Rastapopoulos why the machine was so anxious to make Copies of Professor Tournesol. It is a centerpiece of the plot! No, but! Should you be cellar!
Secret # 5 - Where Prof. Cursed is tender (take advantage of it, it will not often!)
I like music, but I'm not a music lover. I have a good discography, but I do not often weasel. I triple the words and rhythms, rarely both simultaneously. And I always keep for me in my secret garden, jealously, emotions that a particular song vibrates. Except ... Except that when I hear Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper I Braille. I have no events associated with this song, no trauma, failure, loss, nostalgia ... Nothing. Worse when I hear the version of Strictly Ballroom is worse than worst. I'm biting my lip and endure, I am saved.
! BONUS! - Five Secrets bulk of Little Cursed
Little Secret # 1 - I was a kleptomaniac, to make me interesting. My deepest apologies to all students in my classes in elementary school.
Little Secret # 2 - At my school there was a person named Donald. I always thought it was a daughter.
Little Secret # 3 - With my magnifying glass, I burned ants.
Little Secret # 4 - I never really liked going to my paternal grandmother. It's just that when we were at it, I was not alone with my father.
Little Secret # 5 - 3rd year, I was the champion of Mega Stash school. Since I was very young, I had slipped behind a toilet bowl under the tank.
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